Known Space Get Well Cards | THE UNIVERSE OF LARRY NIVEN

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2. Download the card image to your computer. If using Windows, right-click on the image and select "Save picture as..." or "Save Image As..."
3. Insert or paste the image into your word processor or graphics program
4. Set the print margins to 1/2 inch on all four sides (left, right, top, bottom)
5. Print out using 8 1/2" x 11" paper (the size of U.S. standard typing paper)
6. Fold twice (into quarters) to form a greeting card

Kzin #1 (B&W)

Kzin #1-- (male) Nurse Dinner "Get well soon, monkeyboy!
INSIDE: "We want to invite your nurse to dinner!"
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeyboy!"
Kzin #1-- (female) Nurse Dinner
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeygirl!"
INSIDE: "We want to invite your nurse to dinner!"
Kzin #1-- (male) Scream and Leap
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeyboy!"
INSIDE: "Remember: when you can scream and leap at your nurse, you are ready to go home."
Kzin #1-- (female) Scream and Leap
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeygirl!"
INSIDE: "Remember: when you can scream and leap at your nurse, you are ready to go home."

Kzin #2 (B&W)

Kzin #2-- (male) Nurse Dinner
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeyboy!"
INSIDE: "We want to invite your nurse to dinner!"
Kzin #2-- (female) Nurse Dinner
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeygirl!"
INSIDE: "We want to invite your nurse to dinner!"
Kzin #2-- (male) Scream and Leap
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeyboy!"
INSIDE: "Remember: when you can scream and leap at your nurse, you are ready to go home."
. Kzin #2-- (female) Scream and Leap
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeygirl!"
INSIDE: "Remember: when you can scream and leap at your nurse, you are ready to go home."

Kzin #2 (B&W)

Kzin #3-- (male) Nurse Dinner
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeyboy!"
INSIDE: "We want to invite your nurse to dinner!"
Kzin #3-- (female) Nurse Dinner
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeygirl!"
INSIDE: "We want to invite your nurse to dinner!"
Kzin #3-- (male) Scream and Leap
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeyboy!"
INSIDE: "Remember: when you can scream and leap at your nurse, you are ready to go home."
Kzin #3-- (female) Scream and Leap
FRONT: "Get well soon, monkeygirl!"
INSIDE: "Remember: when you can scream and leap at your nurse, you are ready to go home."

Puppeteer #1 (B&W)

Puppeteer #1-- Flatlander
FRONT: "Get well soon, flatlander!"
INSIDE: "The herd needs you. (Please provide the names of your doctors, so we can blackmail them to improve your medical care.)"
Puppeteer #1-- Human
FRONT: "Get well soon, human!"
INSIDE: "The herd needs you. (Please provide the names of your doctors, so we can blackmail them to improve your medical care.)"

Puppeteer #2 (Color)

Art by John C. Atkeson & Mark Woolrich

Puppeteer #2-- Flatlander
FRONT: "Get well soon, flatlander!"
INSIDE: "The herd needs you. (Please provide the names of your doctors, so we can blackmail them to improve your medical care.)"
Puppeteer #2-- Human
FRONT: "Get well soon, human!"
INSIDE: "The herd needs you. (Please provide the names of your doctors, so we can blackmail them to improve your medical care.)"

Thrint #1 (B&W)

Thrint #1
Front: "GET WELL NOW"
Inside: "STOP IGNORING MY ORDERS!"

Thrint #2 (Color)

Thrint #2
Front: "GET WELL NOW"
Inside: "STOP IGNORING MY ORDERS!"

Protector #1 (B&W)

Protector #1-- Gene Pool
FRONT: "Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "You are a superior breeder, and the gene pool needs you."
Protector #1-- Not Eating
FRONT: "Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "We need you! I don't even feel like eating when you're gone."

Protector #2 (Color)

Protector #2-- Gene Pool
FRONT: "Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "You are a superior breeder, and the gene pool needs you."
Protector #2-- Not Eating
FRONT: "Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "We need you! I don't even feel like eating when you're gone."

Bandersnatch

Bandersnatch-- Overweight
FRONT: "Greetings from Jinx: Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "We would visit in person, but your hospital has some silly objection to visitors weighing over ten tons."
. Bandersnatch-- Treaty Violation
FRONT: "Greetings from Jinx: Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "Your illness is in violation of the Treaty of Sirius Mater. We will take no more instrument readings for the Institute of Knowledge until they research your cure."

Grog

Grog
FRONT: "You will get well soon."
INSIDE: "You know this with crystalline certainty."

Outsider

Outsider
FRONT: "greetings from nereid: get well soon!"
INSIDE: "the harmonic balance of the galaxy is disturbed by your absence. [the reason for this will cost you one trillion stars.]"

Kdatlyno

Kdatlyno
FRONT: "Get well soon!"
INSIDE: "How can you stand being cooped up in a room so small? That would drive me crazy!"

Dolphin

Dolphin
FRONT: "Greetingss fffrom the oceanss of Down: Get well sssoon, walkerr!"
INSIDE: "When you get bored, here are some ways to pass the time:" [A list of practical jokes follows.]

Motie*

Motie
FRONT: "Get well soon, fyunch[click]!
INSIDE: "We would send a Motie doctor to attend you, but you wouldn't BELIEVE the CoDominium restrictions on visiting your world!"
* Moties aren't from Known Space. They're visiting from a couple of universes over.

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